Weight Loss Journey Checkpoint Mugs

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

A tailor measuring a large man

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"Ready to head back?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

A mid-lithe crisis.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'It's me or the cake....'

"I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't what they used to be."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'