Healthy Lifestyle Experimenter Gifts

"I have no idea what gluten is, either, but I'm avoiding it, just to be safe."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"You won’t need refills."

Macho Vegetarian

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"Chef took the liberty of removing all the additives."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Work Out.

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Cyclist

An apple a day.

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Books or Junk Food.

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'You're eating all the wrong food.'