Healthy Lifestyle Coach Gifts

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Be Healthy

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Unguided imagery

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Final words on gravestones.

Valleyview diet clinic

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Death coach..."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Mental health