Healthy Diet Experimenter Gifts

Anteaters.

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Nutritional Supplements.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Cardiac day patients?"

"We've gone glutton-free."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

Jerry loved that exhaust barbecue taste.

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

"Eating less and exercising more. . . It's the only thing that works but how can we monetise it?"

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

Bar None

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"I know... everybody just assumes I'm a vegetarian."

"So, how's the Mediterranean diet working out?"

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

"I'll have the vegan."