Healthy Diet Experimenter Gifts

Anteaters.

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Nutritional Supplements.

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"Cardiac day patients?"

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"We've gone glutton-free."

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

Jerry loved that exhaust barbecue taste.

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

"Eating less and exercising more. . . It's the only thing that works but how can we monetise it?"

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.'

"I know... everybody just assumes I'm a vegetarian."

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

Bar None

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"So, how's the Mediterranean diet working out?"

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

"I'll have the vegan."