Dieting Experimenter Gifts

Jerry loved that exhaust barbecue taste.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Fat man on scales.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'I can't see my nuts anymore.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"I would kill for your metabolism."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"Cardiac day patients?"

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."