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Jerry loved that exhaust barbecue taste.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Fat man on scales.

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"I would kill for your metabolism."

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"Cardiac day patients?"

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."