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"Cardiac day patients?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

Loose Lips Sink Hips!

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

Epiphany: Megan goes vegan.

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

Dietician - Thin and Stout Trays

"Come out of your shell and let's taco 'bout your diet."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Before/After

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Nutritional Supplements.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Odd Spas

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"We've gone glutton-free."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'