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Good cop, bad cop

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Nutritional Supplements.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Cardiac day patients?"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"We've gone glutton-free."

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

Fast food trap.

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

Bar None

'It's just as I suspected, you've been eating too much junk food,'

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

"I know... everybody just assumes I'm a vegetarian."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."