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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Critisize your weight.

Secretive Weigh In.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Diet considerations.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Attack of the 'health' foods

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'