Healthy Eating Experimenter T-Shirts

Mmmm...not bad. And no diet slop aftertaste!

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Motivation to Keep Fit.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'