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Cholesterol, No Cholesterol.

Archaeologists excavate food pyramid

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Before/After

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Attack of the 'health' foods

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Nutritional Supplements.

New anti-obesity cookbook.

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

"Cardiac day patients?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".