Lifestyle Experimenter Gifts

Macho Vegetarian

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

'Did I behave myself last night dear, er, who the hell are you?'

'I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED YOU BUT… LIVING WHERE WE LIVE… THIS IDEA OF BECOMING VEGETARIANS...'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

'What do you mean you're going vegan?'

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Curling your hair for no reason

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"Death coach..."

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

Does it spark joy?

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"Wig or the wisp?"

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

Detachable trousers: stay cool this summer (Man wears bottonm halves.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

"You don't think I'm overdoing it with the bandoliers?"

The wardrobe of the damned.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'