Lifestyle Experimenter Pillows

Macho Vegetarian

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

'Did I behave myself last night dear, er, who the hell are you?'

'I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED YOU BUT… LIVING WHERE WE LIVE… THIS IDEA OF BECOMING VEGETARIANS...'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

'What do you mean you're going vegan?'

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Curling your hair for no reason

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"Death coach..."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Does it spark joy?

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"You don't think I'm overdoing it with the bandoliers?"

The wardrobe of the damned.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Detachable trousers: stay cool this summer (Man wears bottonm halves.

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"Wig or the wisp?"

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"I tried change, it didn't work."

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'