Exercise Explorers Pillows

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Running

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Jogging Bottoms

Exercise Bars

Keep Fit.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.