Playful Fitness Explorers Pillows

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Yoga for beginners,

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Late Bloomers

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

"The gods really love tight buns."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

"You exercise with your phone?"

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

Tandem cyclists

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

Beginner Level Escalators

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

Stationary mountain bike.

Frog to frog: I went to a yoga class, but the instructor didn't know squat.

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Weight washers.

Bear with unicycle on his car.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

'I'm in here, dear, getting into shape for walking the floor with our new baby when it cries.'