Personal Trainer Mugs

Spring Training

"What the hell happened in P.E.?"

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"You've got the blood pressure of a teenager ? who lives on junk food, TV and the computer."

What Can We Do To Lose Weight?

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

How can we improve our health?

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'You need to walk more.'

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"Visiting your health club's website is a start, but I'd prefer you actually go there and exercise."

Fitness Clinic.

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Exercising your heart.

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Come on you fat sweaty useless ugly slob!!...Get those flabby white legs moving!!'

'Doctor said to burn more calories.'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'Ok, now everyone jump up and touch the ceiling 100 times with the palms of your hands...'

'Great, David! But think what you could do with a personal trainer!'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Thinning the herd.

'DIET? EXERCISE?... Can't you just OPERATE?'

Woman and sport trainer

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"To help you keep a healthy pace, I'm going to release Bruno here one minuit after you start."

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Actually, I'm an athletic trainer. I just do hair removal on the side.'

'Hey, buddy! Unless you're passing, get out of the left lane!'