Facial Expression Expert T-Shirts

"Meetings are where I've learned to communicate with my coworkers via facial expressions only."

"Call me?"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Car Dentistry.

Medical Cabinet

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Solitaire card shark.

"It's the drink talking"

Savoy Dental Salon

When mimes make an appointment...

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Red wine teeth

'Are they your come to bed eyes or put the rubbish bin out eyes?'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Easy Chair.'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

He who laughs, lasts.

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

'I know this may not be the best time, but has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?'

Grimace

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

"Is that you or the beer talking?"

'Nurse, I asked you to cheer up the ward.'

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

Mr. Harris thought his face-lift was a tad too severe.

"It's a common misconception that resting bitch face affects only women. Statistically, it's a man's disease."