Facial Expression Expert Gifts

"Meetings are where I've learned to communicate with my coworkers via facial expressions only."

"Call me?"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Car Dentistry.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Medical Cabinet

An English and French student converse.

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Solitaire card shark.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Savoy Dental Salon

When mimes make an appointment...

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"It's the drink talking"

Red wine teeth

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Easy Chair.'

'Are they your come to bed eyes or put the rubbish bin out eyes?'

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

He who laughs, lasts.

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

'I know this may not be the best time, but has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?'

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

Grimace

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

"Is that you or the beer talking?"

Why the long face?

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

'Nurse, I asked you to cheer up the ward.'

Mr. Harris thought his face-lift was a tad too severe.