Facial Expression Experts Gifts

"After a year in a mask the smile needed some work."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Car Dentistry.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Medical Cabinet

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Solitaire card shark.

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

When mimes make an appointment...

Savoy Dental Salon

Red wine teeth

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

He who laughs, lasts.

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

Grimace

'Nurse, I asked you to cheer up the ward.'

"Meetings are where I've learned to communicate with my coworkers via facial expressions only."

Mr. Harris thought his face-lift was a tad too severe.

"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."

"You're great at expressing your emotions. What you're bottling up now is job skills."

"It's a common misconception that resting bitch face affects only women. Statistically, it's a man's disease."

He doesn't look sorry!

'Can we stop smiling now, love? Happy hour finished 10 minutes ago.'

'Doctor, instead of removing some teeth to save the gums, how about removing the gums to save the teeth?'