Facial Expression Experts T-Shirts

"After a year in a mask the smile needed some work."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Car Dentistry.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Medical Cabinet

An English and French student converse.

Solitaire card shark.

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Savoy Dental Salon

When mimes make an appointment...

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Red wine teeth

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

He who laughs, lasts.

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

Grimace

Why the long face?

'Nurse, I asked you to cheer up the ward.'

"Meetings are where I've learned to communicate with my coworkers via facial expressions only."

Mr. Harris thought his face-lift was a tad too severe.

'Doctor, instead of removing some teeth to save the gums, how about removing the gums to save the teeth?'

"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."

He doesn't look sorry!

"It's a common misconception that resting bitch face affects only women. Statistically, it's a man's disease."

"You're great at expressing your emotions. What you're bottling up now is job skills."