Body Language Expert T-Shirts

Somewhere In France Bernie Has Learned To Say No, No, No, With Just One Hand.

'Don't you dare raise your eyebrows at me young man!'

When mimes make an appointment...

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

"You do realise that this position is only for the assistant bootlicker to the CEO?"

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"Tip my boy."

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

Non-verbal Management Skills.

Communication

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

"It's the drink talking"

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Body Language - Hiss!

Luckily for Sarah, her training had included a unit on detecting signs of negative body language.

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"Something’s wrong. I can tell by the way you’re being nice to me."

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

Body language: the double negative