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A man and a woman at a house party

Eye contact zone next 50 feet.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

X-ray Psychology.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

Non-verbal Management Skills.

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

'I'm sorry we don't need another salesman besides I already know you're lousy at it.'

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

When mimes make an appointment...

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

Luckily for Sarah, her training had included a unit on detecting signs of negative body language.

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

Body Language - Hiss!