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'Have you noticed how hard this doctor's face is to read?'

You can read Tom's body language? I can't even find his body.

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

Scouse For Beginners

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

"I detect an accent – money?"

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

Non-verbal Management Skills.

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

When mimes make an appointment...

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

"Something’s wrong. I can tell by the way you’re being nice to me."

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Luckily for Sarah, her training had included a unit on detecting signs of negative body language.

Body Language - Hiss!

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'