Body Language T-Shirts

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

Institute for Nonverbal Communication.

'Well, how did he react? Was it that scowling-grunt of no way, or that raised-eyebrows-grunt of just maybe?'

"Hope you don't mind - I've brought in a body-language interpreter."

"Point your feet away from him-that means your're not interested."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

'Have you noticed how hard this doctor's face is to read?'

Body Language...

'Do you wanna read my body language?'

"Meetings are where I've learned to communicate with my coworkers via facial expressions only."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

'He does possess a certain indefinable quantity.'

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"He said absolutely, positively, read my lips - NO! Unless I'm reading him wrong, I'd say he's definitely warming up to the idea."

"Dogs don't need emojis. We can bark and wag our tails."

"He's dreaming about me, Doctor. I can always read his cute expressions."

Silent Body Language

"I have very expressive eyes."

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

'After 15 years in management I've learnt how to read people. I can sense that there's something wrong.'

"Being a Social Worker can get in the way of relationships!"

Eye contact zone next 50 feet.

"Why did you just blink?"

A guide to gestures.

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

"That's why, I always recommend amateurs just ignore all winks."

I think I'm really starting to get the hang of this body language thing. You've been very instructive. Thank you.

Motion denied. Your lips say "motion denied," but your eyes say "approach the bench."

"Mr. Montague has closed his eyes. That means he likes your idea and will be in touch."