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"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"I used to be able to read him like a book."

"Something’s wrong. I can tell by the way you’re being nice to me."

"I knew he was angry, I just didn't see it coming!"

'After 15 years in management I've learnt how to read people. I can sense that there's something wrong.'

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Scouse For Beginners

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"I detect an accent – money?"

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

Non-verbal Management Skills.

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

When mimes make an appointment...

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Body Language - Hiss!

Luckily for Sarah, her training had included a unit on detecting signs of negative body language.

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'