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'Your voice says 'no' but your tail says 'yes'.'

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

'His lips said 'maybe', but his eyes said 'hell no'.'

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

Information vs. confusion

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

Non-verbal Management Skills.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

When mimes make an appointment...

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

Luckily for Sarah, her training had included a unit on detecting signs of negative body language.

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

Body Language - Hiss!

"Something’s wrong. I can tell by the way you’re being nice to me."