Body Language Interpreter T-Shirts

I'm inclined to agree with you.

"My back says 'low pressure', my joints say 'cold' and my old UFC injury says 'snow'. Back to you, Katie."

Body Language...

'Do you wanna read my body language?'

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

When it comes to body language, that centaur is the only bilingual guy I know.

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

Krugshank wasn't sure how to read the boss' body language. Did he mean 'Krugshank, I've got a sore throat' or was it more, like, 'Krugshank, you're fired'?

Thanksgiving Signals

"You gotta understand the nuances of selling. When a prospect stands up, puts out his hand, looks at his watch, and finally calls Security, it's time for you to go."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."