Facial Expression Fan Gifts

Medical Cabinet

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Stag poker"

Edvard Grieg

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Smiley Victory Fingers

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

Only a handful of people are this small.

'Now I look like Mummy!'

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

Have a nice Weekend.

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

YOL9.

I never understood why they talk about something "going south" as if it is a bad thing.

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."

Somewhere in France - Meg and Peg explain how the thief made off with their baguettes

'My cosmetic surgery clinic does well but it's always nip and tuck.'

R.I.P Seth Grimthorp

Division of Putting Toothpaste Back in the Tube

'Grazing Goat, next time take it easy on the war paint. You look like a cheap call girl.'

Face Painting Five Bucks