Theatrical Expression Fan Gifts

Somewhere in France - Meg and Peg explain how the thief made off with their baguettes

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

"To be or not to be."

Filet minion

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Jester Surgeon

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Ghostship

Trump Mask

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Meryl Streep

Medical Cabinet

The Land Before Mimes.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."