Theatrical Expression Fan Gifts

Somewhere in France - Meg and Peg explain how the thief made off with their baguettes

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"To be or not to be."

Taking a peek at the audience

Filet minion

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Jester Surgeon

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Ghostship

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Trump Mask

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

The Land Before Mimes.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Medical Cabinet

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."