Emotional Expression Fan Gifts

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

Filet minion

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"Feel better, dear?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Turmoil change.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Medical Cabinet

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

"I can be changed!"

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"Did I miss something?"

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"And a signature here verifying your witness to my empathy."

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Tortoise & Hare.

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

Since when does the Cartoon Channel have a pledge week?

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

"So, what's with the "yabba-dabba-doo" thing?"

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."

We just want to be a real boy! Pinocchio. Ikea. Swedish Folktale.