Emotional Expression Fan Mugs

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Filet minion

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"Feel better, dear?"

Turmoil change.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Medical Cabinet

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

"I can be changed!"

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Did I miss something?"

"And a signature here verifying your witness to my empathy."

Tortoise & Hare.

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

Since when does the Cartoon Channel have a pledge week?

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

"So, what's with the "yabba-dabba-doo" thing?"

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."