Emotional Rollercoaster Fan Mugs

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

I need a greeting card that starts funny, moves on to heartfelt sympathy, and ends on a note of renewed confidence and joy.

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Turmoil change.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

'We're in a hurry.'

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

"I can be changed!"

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

Who said money was not a motivator?

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Laughing till you cry

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

Bipolar Bear.

'I'm mad as hell, but also very apathetic.'

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Mood Swings.

Stock Market Index Fund and In case of Emergency Manic Depressive Therapy.

'This ride will really test your atheistic beliefs.'

'I used to be bipolar till I started supporting England.'

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

Bridge