Facial Expression Enthusiasts Gifts

"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Movember

30 Days Has Movember

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

Medical Cabinet

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Clock Tower Shadow

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

Beard, socks and sandals.

"She has your soul patch."

'Believe it or not, my husband finds my goatee very attractive...'

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

How to wear a false moustache.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram

"You look so different without your beard!"

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.