Face Time Fanatic Gifts

Putting in some Facetime

At the market

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Prince Charming, how was your date with Cinderella? I'm not sure -- I thought we were having fun, but she kept checking her watch all night!

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

A Friend in Need.

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Last of the Christmas presents.

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"We moved here for the schools."

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Wednesday wave.'

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

'Don't do that, Mom...Dad will be home soon.'

Holiday Venn Diagram

'We don't work on Christmas. You can celebrate the holidays with your family!'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

'We first got together when his tribe laid him off,'

'Max, we have to put the rubber band gun away...I made a mistake giving it to you. It's for older kids...Trust me...it hurts me as much as it hurts you.'

"Is that all you can think about?"

"Kids today... only care about latest technology."

"Gracie, I know we need to put up Christmas decorations...but right now it's time to sleep."

So Emma's like, "You told him that?" and Sarah goes, "Well, yeah, hello!" and Emma's like, "No way!" and