Free Time Fanatics Gifts

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Signing the declaration of independence.

Sliding Down the Banister

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm a soul trader."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Holiday Venn Diagram

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Water Ski Accident

'We don't work on Christmas. You can celebrate the holidays with your family!'

"We started working flexi-time and that was the last we saw of her."

'Are these your civil liberties, Sonny?'

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

"Not with the children you don't."

"Baldo, Gracie...tonight we're spending time together as a family."

"We should have adopted a highway instead."

The Wright Brothers' first flight.

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

"Maybe we'd be more fun if we were loaded."