Quiet Time Fanatic Gifts

Library Hold Up with Silencers

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Book Me!

She required plenty of personal space.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Cyber Dream

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

"I've got him on vibrate."

'And then Baby Bear said...'

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Free Little Library

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Holiday Venn Diagram

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"