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Library Hold Up with Silencers

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

She required plenty of personal space.

Book Me!

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Cyber Dream

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"I've got him on vibrate."

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'And then Baby Bear said...'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'We don't work on Christmas. You can celebrate the holidays with your family!'

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

Free Little Library

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."