Floral Friends Fan Gifts

'I thought she'd never stop talking!'

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Bees SOS

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Hardy Annuals

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Roses

NASA Special

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Cow and Milk

'That morning, nature got to work early...'