Floral Friends Fan T-Shirts

'I thought she'd never stop talking!'

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Cats and gardens.

Bees SOS

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

NASA Special

Roses

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Cow and Milk

'That morning, nature got to work early...'