Flossing Gifts

Acme Party Floss

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Sandy Floss

Floss Street Vendor

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'I'm all in.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

A Bluffalo

Adventures in Flossing

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

Dentist's office.