Teeth Flossing Gifts

"Come on, Doc, I brush and gargle, but flossing is out of the question!"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Floss Street Vendor

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

Brush your teeth!

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

Adventures in Flossing

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.

'The doctor accepts cash or check, but he prefers gold fillings.'

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

Flossed for the first time in years. MOUTH HURTS.

What're the old folks doing? Sadie's putting Uncle Mort on a regimen. They're always trying to put us on regimens. The last one told me Five times a day, and no more. So I cut her loose. If a man wants to floss ten times a day, it's what he's gotta do. Only one organized protest a day? Lady, you're cramping my style. You've hit your quota for back-talking.

'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'

'But you said it was only a small filling.'

Acme Party Floss

'So how many times a year do you visit the dentist?' - 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"Wow - You have a loose tooth? Make sure you leave it under your pillow tonight"

You just hit on a woman by telling her your philosophy of flossing? You sound so unfairly cynical. The main point is not about flossing. It's about having a philosophy. Women are looking for a man who has strong ideas. But your philosophy is so contradictory. You tell them that you believe in the long-term value of flossing but you're just interested in the short-term relationship with zero long-term prospects. Stick that in your philosophy, fancy he-man! Overthinking, anger, lack of huge muscle

"I detect a little laxity in your flossing."

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."

Dr. D'Attillio liked to stress the importance of gum care...