Teeth Flossing Gifts

"Come on, Doc, I brush and gargle, but flossing is out of the question!"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Floss Street Vendor

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'You should have come to me sooner.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

The Nine Circles of Heaven

Brush your teeth!

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

Adventures in Flossing

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

'The doctor accepts cash or check, but he prefers gold fillings.'

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'

Acme Party Floss

'But you said it was only a small filling.'

'So how many times a year do you visit the dentist?' - 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"I detect a little laxity in your flossing."

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."

'I see the dentist twice a year... once for each tooth!'