Brushing Teeth Gifts

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Mothers Without Borders

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

Brush your teeth!

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

"Whenever you're ready."

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Shampoo School. Lather and rinse. Excuse me, could you repeat that?

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'

Have you tried white strips?

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'