Teeth Cleaning Gifts

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

You have the worst spring breath.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Phew! Your breath. What have you been eating?"

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Damn these super powers!"

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'