Clean Teeth Champion Gifts

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Boy who has been to the dentist

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Billy's clean room.

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Dessert Storm Veteran

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

Now wash your hands.

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."