Teeth Cleaning Appointment Gifts

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"That explains all the cavities."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

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Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Brush your teeth!

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'-and who's next?'

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

Dracula's tooth.

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

'This is going to be a level three.'

"Whoopsy."

"Whoopsy."

"Another cavity-free visit for Timmy. Have a candy...take the whole box!"

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"