Teeth Tidier Gifts

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

The household cavalry

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Car Dentistry.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Dentist Training School.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaning Lockers.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Spring cleaning.

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

The Movers - Decluttering

Desert Island Raking

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'