Teeth Tidier Gifts

"Whoopsy."

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Maybe clean out your wallet

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

The household cavalry

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Car Dentistry.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Dentist Training School.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaning Lockers.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Spring cleaning.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Desert Island Raking

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

The Movers - Decluttering

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"