Teeth Cleaning Prints

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

"Phew! Your breath. What have you been eating?"

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Damn these super powers!"

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'