Flossing T-Shirts

Acme Party Floss

You just hit on a woman by telling her your philosophy of flossing? You sound so unfairly cynical. The main point is not about flossing. It's about having a philosophy. Women are looking for a man who has strong ideas. But your philosophy is so contradictory. You tell them that you believe in the long-term value of flossing but you're just interested in the short-term relationship with zero long-term prospects. Stick that in your philosophy, fancy he-man! Overthinking, anger, lack of huge muscle

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Do excuse George, he has a keen interest in dentistry.'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Sandy Floss

Floss Street Vendor

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'I'm all in.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

The Nine Circles of Heaven

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'

Adventures in Flossing

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."