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Ten warning signs of periodontal disease.

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Floss Street Vendor

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Charleston dance.

The Nine Circles of Heaven

Escaping Flowers

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

Adventures in Flossing

Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

Dentist's office.