Flossers United Gifts

Ten warning signs of periodontal disease.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Floss Street Vendor

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Charleston dance.

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Donald Trump's Inauguration. Specifically, we'll talk about how most of the big starts asked to perform for him refused to do it. We'll also be talking about how yours truly won the blue ribbon at the 1928 Jr. Miss Flapper competition at the "And How!" speakeasy for my rendition of "Bug-Eyed Betty is the Bees Knees." Trump called me, but I refused to perform too. But I gave him the third runner-up's contact info. Trump, Bessie Ma

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

The Nine Circles of Heaven

Escaping Flowers

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

Adventures in Flossing

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

Geppetto taught Pinocchio the value of dental hygiene --- Although flossing continued to be a challenge.

Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

Dentist's office.

What're the old folks doing? Sadie's putting Uncle Mort on a regimen. They're always trying to put us on regimens. The last one told me Five times a day, and no more. So I cut her loose. If a man wants to floss ten times a day, it's what he's gotta do. Only one organized protest a day? Lady, you're cramping my style. You've hit your quota for back-talking.

To emphasize the importance of flossing, Dr. Nerg would astound his patients by walking across a line of floss.